It was raining fast and cold so I had to have my sheepskin lined waterproof jacket on. This meant a "walk in the car" first - an added bonus. I had quite a nice day yesterday cos Mum took me for a walk along the canal. Mum keeps threatening to trim them, but I squeal like a girl for no good reason and it makes her go a bit pale. Anyway it's hard typing with such fat paws and long nails. I'm having to lie on the bed and dictate this, I'm just too tired to move. In the interests of cutting down on waste I have offered to help with this along with removing any surplus cat food that hasn’t been eaten within 10 minutes of it being put out… It is very important not to leave any food lying around!īlimey it's all go being me. They always leave lots of tasty bits on their plates, because they don’t lick them. No matter how good their food is, humans never eat properly. If you have the choice, why would you choose tomatoes over black pudding? When humans go to the fridge sometimes they get out the nice things, like black pudding, but sometimes they get stupid things out like tomatoes. The fridge is a very special place where lots of good things are kept like black pudding, ham and other tasty morsels. In our house we have a big silver cupboard called the ‘fridge’. Clearly they don’t know much about sleeping at all! Also when they go to bed they just get in and lie down, no turning round and round and scratching the covers into a nice lump. But why do the humans only have one bed? It is their house so they could have beds everywhere if they wanted to. I have lots of beds, which is exactly how it should be. Why don’t humans ever drink from the toilet, and why does my Mum close the lid so I can’t drink from there either? But there are also other bowls, often referred to as ‘toilets’, which have water in them too. Why hasn’t anyone invented shampoo that smells of nice things like fox poo and greyhounds armpits?Īround our house we have several sources of water, and I have a special bowl stand in both the kitchen and the garden, both of which contain bowls filled with water which comes from the tap. What is it with humans and baths? No sooner have I rolled around and got myself smelling good, they go and give me a bath! It probably wouldn’t be so bad except that I get covered with something called shampoo, which smells of hideous things like lemon grass, mint, and tea tree. Why would anyone want to keep a cat as a pet except to chase it sometimes? I am hoping that Mum will see my side of the argument soon. Not even if one of those cats happens to be snack sized and a pain in the bum. But in my family we have two cats, and being part of a family means that you don’t eat each other. I am a greyhound, I was bred to chase small furry animals, even though I wasn’t very good at it. I have had a lot of time to sleep and think over the weekend so I thought I would share some of my musings with you….
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
Details
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |